"A un dottor della mia sorte" Lyrics and Translation

Rossini's opera, The Barber of Seville, is home to many fantastic arias, including "A un dottor della mia sorte."  This great song is sung by Dr. Bartolo, a vocal part for bass.  It is considered to a patter song, essentially a tongue twister.  Though, it is no where near to being as twisty as Gilbert and Sullivan's "Modern Major General."  Learn the lyrics and English translation of "A un dottor della mia sorte."